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* selective incoherence *
* #0002 *
* 24/03/2011 *
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* "The need for a reality check in high tech prison sentences" *
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* by Konstantinos Gkoutzis *
* http://kgk.gr/sinc/0002/ *
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* #SINC#0002#01# *
* [County Prison] *
* <Prisoner #1> What are you guys in for? *
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* <Prisoner #2> I killed muh wife.. *
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* <Prisoner #3> ...got caught selling drugz *
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* #SINC#0002#02# *
* [County Prison] *
* <Prisoner #1> How about you Ashley? *
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* <Ashley Mitchell> Oh, I stole 12 million theoretical dollars.. *
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* #SINC#0002#03# *
* [County Prison] *
* <Prisoner #1> [speechless] *
* <Prisoner #2> [speechless] *
* <Prisoner #3> [speechless] *
* <Ashley Mitchell> ...in virtual chips.. from a Facebook game... *
* it's like digital Monopoly money... made up.. *
you know... fake... um... never mind *
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* #SINC#0002#04# *
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* <Judge> So, Jesse William "GhostExodus" McGraw, *
* I hereby sentence you to 9!! years and *
* 2 months of imprisonment for scriptkidding *
* a total of... heh.. 14 computers! *
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* #SINC#0002#05# *
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* <GhostExodus> But I waz gonna use da 'puterz *
* to fight crime 'n' attack the *
* Anonymous hackz group 'n' stuff *
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* #SINC#0002#06# *
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* <Judge> [wearing Anonymous mask] *
* PWNED! *
* Next. *
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* <Gerechtigkeit> FML *
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* #SINC#0002#07# *
* [RSA] *
* <Arthur W. Coviello, Jr.> We regret any inconvenience or *
* concern that this attack on RSA *
* may cause for customers... *
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* #SINC#0002#08# *
* [RSA] *
* <Troll> Is any member of the *
* management going to *
* quit or be fired or maybe *
* go to jail for serious *
* professional negligence? *
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* #SINC#0002#09# *
* [RSA] *
* <Arthur W. Coviello, Jr.> Well this happened to *
* HBGary & Sun as well *
* and no one... wait, who are you? *
* How did you even get in here? *
* Security! *
* <Reporters> *mumble* *mumble* *
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* #SINC#0002#10# *
* [1. get arrested 2. write books 3. ??? 4. PROFIT!] *
* <Kevin Mitnick> At least you can make good moneys afterwards, *
* know what I'm saying? *
* [The Art of Deception | The Art of Intrusion | Ghost in the Wires] *
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* <Julian Assange> [standing next to a USA gallows] *
* That's not funny... *
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* Official URL of this comic strip: http://kgk.gr/sinc/0002/ *
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* Circle-people were created using Adobe (Macromedia) Flash. *
* The painting is "Gerechtigkeit" by Lucas Cranach der Altere. *
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* This work is licensed under a Creative Commons *
* Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License *
* (free to download and share, not sell or edit) *
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